I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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