Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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