i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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