why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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