I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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