Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I just cut my nipple shaving
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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