We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Shame is for Republicans.
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