If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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