Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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