Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
i need some magic done to my vagina
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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