Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.