He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related