she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.