epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.