Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?