I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Sacagawea was the original milf.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??