well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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