She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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