So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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