He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Duck Duck Cougar?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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