the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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