I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize