I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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