Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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