Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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