I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO