we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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