I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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