Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i was born a porn star she said
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You may now shotgun with the bride
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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