I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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