Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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