I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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