6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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