none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Okay so I just had a really great idea