i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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