mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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