Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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