AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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