just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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