that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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