...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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