Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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