I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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