eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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