You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
it glows. i had to have it.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We were destined to go to rehab together
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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