I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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