I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"