how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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