I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
And then he peed in my hair
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