I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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