At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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