I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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